By Mike Barr
The world’s biggest international gay event returns to Miami on Thanksgiving weekend. Circuit Festival Miami is a massive five-night, four-day spectacular. It’s produced by Luis Morera, Billy Kemp, and Hilton Wolman, the men behind the popular Miami party brand URGE. The gaiety begins Thursday night with an over-the-top opening party at Exchange. Then, the festival takes over other hot spots including Space and Magic City Studios before wrapping with a steamy beach party on the sands.
Deciding what to pack along for four days of merriment can be a drag. Here are the 10 essentials we think you will need for a weekend of fun in the sun at Circuit Festival Miami:
- Bath & Body Works® Coconut Surf Spray. When dancing in a sea of sweaty muscles, you will want something that keeps you smelling fresh.
2. Vitamin Water. It’s important to stay hydrated in the scorching Miami heat. A bottle of blueberry pomegranate in your pocket will do the trick plus give you that much needed boost.
3. Tom Ford® for Men Hydrating Lip Balm. It will keep your lips nice, moist and shiny too!
4. Grindr®. It’s good back-up for when you realize the hot man you were dancing with all night long was a curtain.
5. Trojan® Condoms. Never leave home without them.
6. Big Gay Bidet portable bidet. Cleanliness is next to godliness and this is so much fancier than an enema.
7. Listerine® Cool Mint Ready Tabs. Kills 99% of bacteria that cause bad breath. It’s small enough to fit on your keychain, or in your bag or pocket.
8. Tom Ford® sunglasses. Protects your eyes from the sun and protects your dignity when doing the walk of shame back to your hotel at 9:00AM.
9. ES Collection® gym shorts and high socks. It’s a good look.
10. Neutrogena® Beach Defense. It won’t protect you from that guy who just won’t get the hint, but it will keep the sun’s harmful rays at bay.
Circuit Festival Miami tickets are available a www.CircuitFestival.net/Miami.
